There once was a young girl called Kate
who thought she was better than great.
Who friends became annoyed
and so her she did avoid
Then they chopped her up for bait.
Write a limerick and remember the spelling pattern.
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There once was a cat called Bobby, who went down to his owner's hotels lobby. Then he peed on the waiter's shoe, and divided all the ques into two, because causing havoc is his biggest hobby.
There once was a lady naned sue, Who had nothing whatever to do, And who did it so badly, I thought she would gladly, Have stopped before she was through.
There once was a boy named Marty. Who found out he was rather arty. With a few friends around, Just turn up the sound. Then you'll have a really great party.
There once was a girl called Grace Who loved to zap and zoom in space In her tree hut she did acquire Lots of number 10 fencing wire And built a rocket that blasts off with great pace.
There once was a lady named Mum. Who had no time to sit on her bum. With lots of kids to run after, heaps of tears fun and laughter, It will be a happy song she will hum.
There once was a boy called barry, That want his name to be larry, One day he stoped, That his door was not un locked, Than he found out his name was garry.
There once was a man called Jill Who wanted his name to be Bill His Mum found out he was a boy So she screamed with joy And all of a sudden he was ill.
There was a girl named stacey who found out she was quite fast and racey so she went in a clash and had a big crash And showed everbody her knickers where lacey.
There once was boy called flynn and he took his mums car to take it for a spin and his mum accidently on his seat had left a pin well this gave flynn such fright he jumped out of his skin.
There was a man who wanted to go to hell, because he kept forgeting to ring the doorbell. So he tried to kill himself but he got stopped by an elf, and he ended up in a well.
There was a young lady from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds. Now this sorry young lass Is quite covered in grass, But has all the tomatoes she needs.
There once was a kid called Seth Who annoyed his brother to death He drove him up the wall Everytime they played with the ball But after school he became a chef.
there once was a girl call Breanna who wanted to be spana so she drov a way so she font her sanper so she had to call the lanr so that why she wanted to be spana
There was a young fellow named Flynn Who was really remarkably thin. When he carried a pole People said, “Bless my soul! What a shock to find out your a twin.”
There was once a man named Dave Who knew how to save People from drowning and you're probably frowning about story how dave can pluck people out of a wave.
Dave
There was once a man named Dave He did not have a shave He said I have to admit I will get more than 1 nit But I hope they don't want to crave
There once was a cat called Bobby,
ReplyDeletewho went down to his owner's hotels lobby.
Then he peed on the waiter's shoe,
and divided all the ques into two,
because causing havoc is his biggest hobby.
There was once a girl called Izzy,
ReplyDeletewho was very busy,
she liked to lick,
off a stick,
and liked drinking lots of fizzy.
There once was a guy called Cam,
ReplyDeletehe wanted his name to be Sam,
he liked to float,
while everyone bloats,
and he all ways said oh dam.
There once was a lady naned sue,
ReplyDeleteWho had nothing whatever to do,
And who did it so badly,
I thought she would gladly,
Have stopped before she was through.
There once was a girl called Grace
ReplyDeleteWho loved to run and chase
Butterflies and bees
Whatever she pleased
Especially those in a race.
There once was a boy named Marty.
ReplyDeleteWho found out he was rather arty.
With a few friends around,
Just turn up the sound.
Then you'll have a really great party.
Hey, what happened to our name.......RANDOM.
DeleteThere once was a girl called Grace
ReplyDeleteWho loved to zap and zoom in space
In her tree hut she did acquire
Lots of number 10 fencing wire
And built a rocket that blasts off with great pace.
There once was a lady named Mum.
ReplyDeleteWho had no time to sit on her bum.
With lots of kids to run after,
heaps of tears fun and laughter,
It will be a happy song she will hum.
There one was a young man called ben
ReplyDeletehis mother was called Jen
he loved hugs
he had a collection of mugs
he loved to eat pens.
BY BEN
There once was a girl called grace
ReplyDeleteWho cold any running race
She wold never skite
And she wold also never fight
Then she died from eating past.
There once was a boy called barry,
ReplyDeleteThat want his name to be larry,
One day he stoped,
That his door was not un locked,
Than he found out his name was garry.
There once was a man called Jill
ReplyDeleteWho wanted his name to be Bill
His Mum found out he was a boy
So she screamed with joy
And all of a sudden he was ill.
There once was a girl called Rebecca,
ReplyDeletewho wanted to go to Mecca,
She took a flight,
and got a fright,
and ended up in Creta.
There was a boy who lived by the sea
ReplyDeleteWho loved to go to the dunny
His fluid was drained
and he was named
The boy who didn't pee.
There was a girl named stacey
ReplyDeletewho found out she was quite fast and racey
so she went in a clash
and had a big crash
And showed everbody her knickers where lacey.
There once a man named Jack
ReplyDeleteWho always know how to pack
He did it day and night
He didn't get into a fright
He never stop to pack.
There once was boy called flynn
ReplyDeleteand he took his mums car to take it
for a spin and his mum accidently
on his seat had left a pin
well this gave flynn such fright he jumped
out of his skin.
Nomes
ReplyDeleteThere once were some nomes
Who loved eating stones
But when they ran out
They just had to shout
Caus then thay got to rome.
There once was a guy called Bob
ReplyDeletewho liked to do his job
then he jumped
and then bumped
and the he stared to sob.
There once a boy called Dave
ReplyDeletewho liked to wave
at people walking by
and he never did't do it
so he walked into a cave.
There was a man who wanted to go to hell,
ReplyDeletebecause he kept forgeting to ring the doorbell.
So he tried to kill himself
but he got stopped by an elf,
and he ended up in a well.
There was a young lady from Leeds
ReplyDeleteWho swallowed a package of seeds.
Now this sorry young lass
Is quite covered in grass,
But has all the tomatoes she needs.
There was a girl named Melanie
ReplyDeletewho went for a swim out in the sea
she wanted to bark
but got grazed by a shark
and she was so glad it was on her knee.
There was a guy who was three
ReplyDeletewho had a collection of white gold keys
he went to the shop
and then hopped
and then got stung by bees.
There once was a little cat
ReplyDeleteThat was very very fat
One day he poped
Than everone stoped
And he was very flat.
There once was a dog
ReplyDeleteWho liked to plodd
He liked to chase a cat
That were verry fat
And was a hog.
marty
ReplyDeleteThere once was a boy called marty.
who was such a smartie
then he some friends
and got some sound
so they had a big party.
oops i miss out got
DeleteThere once was a dinosaur named Al
ReplyDeleteWho had a friend named Cal.
Cal died
So then he got fried.
Did you know that a plant was his best pal?
There once was a girl called Jane
ReplyDeleteWho went on an aeroplane
She flew way up high
Disappeared into the sky
But didn't come down again
There once was a cat called bob
ReplyDeletehe wanted to have a job
he went to his friend cob
and said i would like a job.
so cob gave him a job.
DeleteThere once was a kid called Seth
ReplyDeleteWho annoyed his brother to death
He drove him up the wall
Everytime they played with the ball
But after school he became a chef.
There once was a celled Abby
ReplyDeletewho wanted her name to be Bby
she went for a walk
and she loved to talk
and she ended up cabby.
There once was a girl celled Abby.
DeleteThere once was a girl celled Pam
ReplyDeletewho had a boy celled Sam
he loved to sin
and had a friend celled Lin
and he wanted a lam.
He loved to spin.
Deletethere once was a girl call Breanna
ReplyDeletewho wanted to be spana
so she drov a way so she font her sanper
so she had to call the lanr
so that why she wanted to be spana
There was a young fellow named Flynn
ReplyDeleteWho was really remarkably thin.
When he carried a pole
People said, “Bless my soul!
What a shock to find out your a twin.”
My tall thin teacher
ReplyDeletesaid I should be a preacher
I asked her why
But she did not reply
So I thought my teacher was a weird creature.
There once was a guy called Bill
ReplyDeletehe always had the chill
he went to the market
he met a guy called Clarket
and his wife was called Jill.
there once was a girl name Abby
ReplyDeleteshe wanted her name to be bby
she went for a walk
and she loved to talk
and she ended up crabby
there was a man call john
ReplyDeletehe was really good at ping pong
but lost his dong
and that was the end of ping pong
there was a man name john
who stank like deal and dong
then he took a shower
and lost all of his power
and that was the end of king pong
There was once a man named Dave
ReplyDeleteWho knew how to save
People from drowning
and you're probably frowning
about story how dave can pluck people out of a wave.
Dave
There was once a man named Dave
He did not have a shave
He said I have to admit
I will get more than 1 nit
But I hope they don't want to crave